My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.
do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about
- plot twist: you wake up for school fully rested and ready to socialize
person: will you be my girlfriend?
I’ve liked like 9 of your selfies how do you not get this
how to be cool
A) cool sunglasses emoji
is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format